What do you do for stress relief?
March 30th, 2009
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking
a cigar. So he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy
you look! What is your secret ?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said.
“Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of
Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”
“Thirty-four,” she replied!
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