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A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking
a cigar.   So he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy
you look! What is your secret ?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said.

“Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of
Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,” she replied!